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April 10th, 2008
Fag Hag Holiday Diary
So, here I am in Cannes, darlings! In fact, as we speak I’m speeding through Cannes yelling ‘Vitement!’ at the Henri Paul lookalike in front and hoping the Absinthe I can smell is just his designer imposter perfume. And I’m not happy…
Pourquoi? Because right now it’s about as sunny as Heather Mills McCartney’s demeanour after the divorce settlement. It’s freezing! Gelee! Shackleton. People are wearing North Face coats. And I am wearing gold flip-flops and gingham.
There’s only one thing for it - we need Versace faux fur and we need it now! I’m offski to find me a Russian with a credit card immediatement!Â
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Just when you thought you might have enough pants to get you through the week…
‘Heavens to Betsy, is it gone 4 o’clock already and we’ve still not had a cotton-pickin’ sing-song?’
Would you like to see this man in just his very revealing pants?
Overkill, overkill, overkill, overkill, overkill, overkill, (overkill).
Er, no.
Cliff Richards
April 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Hilarious. I think I can smell his ‘designer imposter perfume’ from here!
SPITROASTY
April 10th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Quick… do some holiday sex tourism.
Oh hang on. That’s got nothing to do with anything
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April 10th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
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Heather Mills » Fag Hag Holiday Diary
April 10th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
[…] MND: News and Commentary Since 2001 » The Rogue Jew wrote an interesting post today on Fag Hag Holiday DiaryHere’s a quick excerptPourquoi? Because right now it’s about as sunny as Heather Mills McCartney’s demeanour after the divorce settlement. It’s freezing! Gelee! […]
Heather Mills Mccartney Celebrity Gossip | Fag Hag Holiday Diary
April 16th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
[…] So, here I am in Cannes, darlings! In fact, as we speak I’m speeding through Cannes yelling ‘Vitement!’ at the Henri Paul lookalike in front and hoping the Absinthe I can smell is just his designer imposter perfume. And I’m not happy… Pourquoi? Because right now it’s about as sunny as Heather Mills … Source: Fag Hag Holiday Diary […]
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